Well, it's for the Literary Award for Bad Sex, ain't it? Ah, says you, so you're being prissy over a hero of yours being villified. Well, no actually. I realise that his album "The Boatman's Call" was no more than a whiny example of emotional pornography over (admittedly rather lovely) tinkly music. Also, for someone who can turn his hand to (ok, get ready for this) music, soundtracks, novels, film scripts, poetry, festival curating, acting, photography, artwork and peerless duets, I can only expect that the man might stretch himself too thin and, with feet of clay, occasionally trip over.
Having said that, the offending sentence that has been shortlisted for the Bad Sex award is this one.
"Bunny lies on his back on the sofa. He is naked and his clothes sit in sad, little heaps on the living room floor. "
Neither spectacularly bad or, for an erudite and talented musician/novelist, spectacularly good either. However, it does the trick. It gets a message across to the reader quickly. It's certainly not along the plummeting depths of a Dan Brown "novel", memorably satirised by Stewart Lee. It's certainly nowhere near as bad as some of the other 2009 entries for the Bad Sex award either.
"She planted moist, hot kisses all over his body. Beads of sweat began to appear on Guy's forehead as he became more entangled in the lissom limbs of this human boa constrictor. For fully 15 minutes their mutual passion heightened, with groans, sighs and liquid noises."
I know I normally finish off every blog entry with a flourish and a winning argument. However, in this case, just compare and contrast the passages of the two authors (fnar), decide which is worse by using something called your eyesight, before concluding the possibility that Nick Cave should be nominated with a "FUCK THAT!".